To my missing girdle - Oh how I miss you so!! I have so many fond memories of you!
I am an avid fan of girdles and think they are an essential piece of clothing. Girdles help smooth, conceal and take in...they are miracles for the body. I bought one a few weeks ago that was more like a corset. I loved it and had been using it on a regular basis...until I misplaced it...more like forgot it at Art's house.
I find this a tad embarrassing, because who wants a guy to find their girdle? One one hand, he may not even know what it is and on the other hand I seriously doubt that he has even noticed it is there. His room was like a little miniature dumping ground for clothes and whatever else he threw down. There were literally little mounds of clothes placed all over the room and the floor was almost completely covered. I have never in my life seen such a messy room and I've known quite a few messy people in my day. By now there is probably no chance of finding it. It's probably buried under everything, never to be heard from again.
Not that I'm ever going to lay eyes on it again. I'm still grieving from the loss of it. I can just imagine how that conversation went if I had decided it was worth getting back...yeah...I'm never going to see it again. Life can be so cruel!
*Picture was found on girdlezone.org
Sorry about your loss. It would be kind of awkward trying to recover it. Girdles are a love/hate thing with guys. They're either repulsed or infatuated with them, more often than not the latter.
ReplyDeleteOn a brighter note, if you're looking for a new one, we have plenty. We'll give you a good deal.
Patricia
Thanks Patricia =)
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